Tune your intestinal apocalypse

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Know what to mash before disaster

Controls

W
ASD
MoveWASD or arrow keys
SHIFT
SprintHold it. In bowel mode, speed costs gut safety.
M
Map PeekFive uses. Every peek annoys your stomach.
The in-game control strip automatically changes to whichever input you used most recently.

How this disaster works

  • Four racers begin at the food stand and race toward the maze exit.
  • You get a bird's-eye look at the full labyrinth before the camera dives down into the maze.
  • Shift uses stamina for a normal sprint. During a bowel emergency, sprinting also raises your poop risk.
  • When the bowel alarm hits, the EXIT stops mattering. The one toilet becomes the only win.
  • You may open the full map only 5 times. Every peek adds bowel pressure.
  • The closer you are to disaster, the slower and more ridiculous your walk becomes.
  • If anyone reaches the toilet first, everybody else immediately loses control of the situation.
Choose your doomed champion

Character Select

Hover to hear a belch. Pick someone with questionable judgment.
Four simple ratings: RUN, SPRINT, GUT and STAMINA. Weird bonuses live in each character's trait.
SELECTED RACERPick somebodyTap a card to compare stats

Multiplayer Room

Socket.IO room support is included. Run the included Node server, create a room, and share the code.

Not connected.
SPRINT STAMINA
100%
MAP CHECKS5
OBJECTIVEEXIT
MOVE WASD / ARROWS • SPRINT HOLD SHIFT • MAP M
GUT PANICGREEN ZONE
🙂0%Suspiciously calm
💩
THE MAZE HAS SPOKEN

Winner!